Hello Madam Ji,
This is a whole website. For one sorry. That is how sorry I am.
(please read till the end, it has buttons)
About the water
When I said I won't drink from it, it came out like I thought something was wrong with you. Nothing is wrong with you. I was just being fussy and weird, and it made you feel bad. That's on me.
So here. Watch me drink from it.
Sips taken: 0 · Regrets: 0
About "you do the work"
Who even talks like that? I was bossy and rude, and you didn't deserve that tone.
Corrected version: we do the work. Honestly, mostly I do the work, and you supervise, judge, and tell me I'm doing it wrong. Deal.
About throwing my stuff
You said you'd throw everything I touch. Fair. Here is an approved list. Go ahead.
- My egoHeavy. Throw with both hands.
- My "I won't drink that" ruleStupid rule. Bye.
- My bossy voiceComes with a free attitude
- My phoneYou blocked it anyway, it's useless now
- My overthinkingIt's been running since you blocked me
Thrown: 0 of 5
About your cooking
You asked if you should cook something, and I said let's eat outside. It sounded like I don't like your cooking, and I made you feel bad. I'm sorry, Madam Ji.
If you ever want to cook for me again, I'll be at the table early, plate in hand, no complaints. Rate your own cooking below, and be honest.
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What I promise
- I'll drink from any bottle you hand me. No questions, no faces.
- No more "you do the work." I'll ask nicely, like a decent human.
- When you're upset, I'll listen first and argue never. Okay, rarely.
- Lap-pillow privileges are suspended until you say otherwise. I accept this punishment with dignity.
- If you cook, I eat. Second helping guaranteed.
- Next chai, snack, or pani is on me.